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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"

"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."

"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"

"I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting. Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks."

"If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much."

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"