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Joke of the Day
"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
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"Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant? Because they have no pits."
"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."
"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"I just got a futuristic coffee maker. It was a ground-breaking development."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"
"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."
"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."
"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."