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Joke of the Day

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"

"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"

"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."

"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."

"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"

"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."