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Joke of the Day

"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"

"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."

"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"

"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"""

"A dick has a sad life... Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it."

"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart."