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Joke of the Day

"How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, ""One more thing"" and then revealed the iPhone 5."

"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."

"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"

"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. "

"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("

"[dude is just absolutely drowning in the ocean, lifeguard sits back and smiles] i love no save november"