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Joke of the Day

"Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it."

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then I realized I was beating a dead horse..."

"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."

"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."

"Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing."

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."

"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."

"Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs."

"Why do psychics ask questions?"