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Joke of the Day
"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."
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"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"
"I hate to toot my own horn, but: [sad trombone]."
"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."
"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."
"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"If you honestly think I want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming."
"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"
"A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs. I think he might be a Thyme traveller."