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Joke of the Day
"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."
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"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"
"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"
"Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to."
"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"
"If your name is Susan, I surmise you're lazy. If your name is Tom, I posit you're a peeper. If your name is Jason, I automatically assume... YOU'RE A CUNT!!! NO! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU, JASON!!!"
"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."