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Joke of the Day

"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."

"Why couldn't the tampon twins get dates? They were both stuck up cunts!"

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days. I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public."

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."

"Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work. He, who has a Tates, is lost."

"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."