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Joke of the Day

"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."

"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"

"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"

"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."

"How does a water bear sleep? It Hydronates"

"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."

"Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Mummies might be scarier if they weren't called mummies. Brits call their Moms that. Suggestion: Psycho Rotting Corpse Wrapped In Gauze."

"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."