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Joke of the Day

"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."

"This one is new in the market.. Sometimes blonde jokes are so blonde.."

"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"

"Chuck Norris is considered to be high-class Norristocrat."

"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."

"Sorry I tweeted before texting you back. Sorry I opened your Snapchat but didn't respond. Sorry these are things we actually worry about now"

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""

"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world."

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."