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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish"
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"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"
"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."
"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"
"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"
"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"
"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."