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Joke of the Day
"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""
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"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."