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Joke of the Day

"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."

"I used to have a job eating vegetables I hated it, but the celery was good"

"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"

"iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad. Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad."

"I have a useless talent."

"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."

"Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted? Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home."

"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."