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Joke of the Day

"A guest at a restaurant asks the waiter... ""do you have lobster tails?"" The waiter replies: ""Of course! Once upon a time, there was a little lobster....."""

"How was copper wire invented? Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."

"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"Car joke Spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?"

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch..."