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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"
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"MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW"
"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"
"No one is listening until you fart."
"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."
"Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face..."
"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"
"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."
"Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?"