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Joke of the Day

"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."

"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"

"The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy.. More details to come as the story develops"

"If you're not part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas."

"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"

"What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr."

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"What do you call a flat-breasted french woman? Petits"

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"