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Joke of the Day

"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"

"Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement."

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"

"20 years ago my parents had a traffic accident... and that was the day I was born"

"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."

"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"An asian asks for help at an airport... Asian: ""why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."" Airplane help guy: ""fluctuations."" Asian: ""fluck you americans too."""

"Today my brother got pinkeye... My day went pretty well, but in his eyes it was pretty shitty."