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Joke of the Day

"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."

"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."

"Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows."

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"

"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"

"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."