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Joke of the Day

"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."

"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"

"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."

"FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong."

"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"I saw a man at the beach screaming, ""Help, shark, help!"" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him."

"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"