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Joke of the Day

"*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE"

"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""

"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"

"Dad, I'm thirsty. Hey Thursday, I'm Friday."

"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."

"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"

"What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls."

"Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now."

"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"

"Wasn't doing much, so submitting a funny link on reddit.. You are doing that too much. Try again later."