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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"Have you heard about the late great actor? ""Wow, he's dead?"" *Actor strolls in* Nope, just never on time."

"A mathematician walks into a pizza shop... They request one pie. Upon getting a full pizza, they exclaim, ""You gave me twice as many radians as I asked for!"""

"I peel my underwear off as you watch me & then hand it to you, Smiling You know what's coming next.. It's your turn to do the laundry"

"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."

"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"

"So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... It was meaty-okra."

"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."