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Joke of the Day
"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"
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"A kid locked the boys bathroom. Janitor tells him ""That was a dick move there son"". The Principal tells him ""Urine a lot of trouble son"" His friends are pissed at him"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."
"Me: We need some ham. Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?"
"An exchange in Frasier Niles: she was eerily calm. She just stood there rubbing her ocelot. Martin: you know they got a cream for that"
"Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts"
"I saw a murder today It was awesome. There must've been 50 crows in it."
"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"