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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potted cactus that has grown in the shape of a penis? A dildon't"

"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"A lot of women can turn into good drivers. Now that being transgender isn't taboo."

"Think of a good penis joke! Wait, I have a good one right on the tip of my tongue!"

"Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It's a jungle out there."

"Mom: Hey honey who are you talking too? Me: My girlfriend. Mom: Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me: ( ._. )"

"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."

"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"