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Joke of the Day

"Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it."

"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."

"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"

"What's Irish and sits out in the rain? Paddy o' Furniture"

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard."

"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night""."

"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."

"Why is Theresa May so against Porn? When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching."

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D"