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Joke of the Day
"I have this great joke about giving birth.. But I keep messing up the delivery."
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"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."
"MC stands for both Medical Certificate and Mic Controller and they both give you License to Ill"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches, a peeping tom watches snatches."
"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"
"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."
"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"
"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"
"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"