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Joke of the Day
"A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed."
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"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."
"Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have. Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???"
"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"
"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."
"An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor... ...the tattooist looks him over, and asks ""So... what do you want?"" The albino guy replies, ""BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."""
"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."
"How does an abortion doctor like his eggs? Scrambled."
"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."
"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."