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Joke of the Day

"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."

"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."

"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"

"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."