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Joke of the Day
"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."
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"""Your word is 'oujia'"" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won"
"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."
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"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"