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Joke of the Day
"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"
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"Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water."
"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."
"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."
"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"
"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""
"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."
"These riots remind me of basketball There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting."
"Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, ""You're not my real ladder! You can't tell me what to do!"" And then I kick it. Feels good."