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Joke of the Day

"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out."

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I had to put my foot down."

"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"

"""The bond's Name. James Name"" Pleased to... what? ""Bond Name's the james"" Are you alright? ""Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"""

"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"

"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"

"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""