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Joke of the Day

"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"

"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."

"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"

"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""

"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."

"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."

"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"

"ISIS should hire me... I have a lot of experience when it comes to bombing, especially on final exams."