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Joke of the Day
"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"
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"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""
"Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs? So that you can tell them apart from feminists"
"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."
"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas? ... a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it."