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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"

"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."

"Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral? They're scared he'll try to dive in the box."

"I could tell you a joke about sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality... But it'd just be beating a dead horse."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon? Because he had a membership."

"What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!"

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"