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Joke of the Day

"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."

"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."

"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"

"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"

"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."