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Joke of the Day

"When someone says Jesus was a virgin ...I have to laugh. How about that one time he got nailed by a bunch of Romans?"

"Q.: ""Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"" Christie: ""I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."""

"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"

"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."

"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."