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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had North Korean food? No? Neither have they."

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"

"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."

"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."

"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"

"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."