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Joke of the Day

"Parents that tell u ""it's just a little noise"" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud"

"Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board? To contact those on the other side."

"Have you heard about the insomniac polymath? She could do ALMOST everything with her eyes closed."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"She had a LITTLE lamb? No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet."

"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"Your mom is so dumb.... She tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs? Send them to barber school."