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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"
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"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."
"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"
"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."
"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""
"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."
"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."