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Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"
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"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."
"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"
"Me: promise you won't show anyone? Him: promise *sends pics H: that's pics of fruit snacks M: you said you wanted pics of my goods"
"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."
"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"
"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"
"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"