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Joke of the Day

"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."

"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."

"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."

"As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people."

"How do you tell which potato on the street corner is the prostitute? It has a sticker on it that says ""Idaho."""

"My church was going to have a sermon on prophecy today... but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."

"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."