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Joke of the Day

"An Apple store near where I live got robbed $25k worth of merchandise was stolen. The police said that they will get both computers back."

"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."

"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."

"16: I hate old people. Me: That's where you and I are different. 16: You like old people?! Me: No, I hate everybody."

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."

"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"

"How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb? Tut-an-kham-en"

"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."