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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."
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"Has anyone mastered the art of nonchalantly walking past a policeman?"
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"
"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"
"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"
"I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone having a birthday today.. since they only get 1 birthday every 4 years.."
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"