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Joke of the Day

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."

"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"