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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."

"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."

"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."

"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."

"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"

"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"

"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"

"Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's."