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Joke of the Day
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
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"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"
"What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated."
"If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, and love is a rhythm, then you are on LSD."
"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""
"Woman: [blushing] I was told there wasn't a single werewolf left in the world. Werewolf: there isn't. I'm married."
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."