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Joke of the Day
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
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"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples It sounds funny Dozen tit"
"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"
"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."
"A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop"