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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"

"BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape."

"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you."

"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"

"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"Leaving restaurant: ""That was lovely"" Outside: ""Well, it was okay"" In car: ""I mean, it wasn't great"" Back home: ""We won't go there again"""

"The people of Dubai were shown an episode of The Flintstones, and they don't like it... But apparently the people from Abu Dhabi do!"

"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."