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Joke of the Day

"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"

"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."

"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"

"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."

"Short-sighted sarge: ""Attention! You also you little one in the back row with the red cap!"" ""But sarge that's a hydrant!"" Sarge:""Anyway in this place academics have to obey as well."""

"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"