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Joke of the Day
"Most of the 1800s was spent painting chubby chicks."
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"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."
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"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."
"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."