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Joke of the Day

"At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one."

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"Did you hear about the curbs going on strike? They're lining the streets in protest"

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran."

"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"

"Who wants to join me in quest to warn teenagers about the harms of plucking your eyebrows too thin?"

"What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww"

"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"