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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"
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"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."
"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"
"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"
"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot."
"What do you call an Abortion in Prague? A canceled Czech."
"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"
"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors"