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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."

"Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler."

"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."

"Moms. The original autocorrect."

"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."

"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."

"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."

"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."

"A horse walked into a bar several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation"