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Joke of the Day

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek"

"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."

"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."

"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."

"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."